Jumping in Head First

Alright, I think I've done it!

I managed to finish a story, even if it's a short one (34 pages according to Amazon) and published it for sale.

Please take a look: 

Ladies' Day by Hedonist Six 

It's now available on 

Amazon.com

Amazon.co.uk

Ladies' Day is a short erotic story about two strangers from vastly different backgrounds meeting in unusual circumstances. Don't ask me why I decided to work on a story set in Mid June now, while Autumn has washed over us like a wet blanket. It seemed like a good idea when I started!

Lately I've been reading a lot of blogs on self publishing and promotional techniques, so I guess I will have to put some of the things I've learnt into practice.

So far what I've done is:

• Written the story obviously (and edited and edited and edited some more)
• Formatted for Kindle
• Made a cover & wrote a short description
• Published it on Amazon and enrolled in KDP Select. Let's see how that goes!
• Been reasonably prolific on Facebook and joined a bunch of groups where I could promote my book
• Set up an Author Central profile;both on .com and .co.uk (apparently this makes a difference!)
• And not told anyone about it really. Not sure why. I think deep down I fear that the first review I get will be zero stars or something. 

Still left to do:

• Amend the book to include my Author Central link 
• Spam the hell out of FB, Twitter and whatever else I can find.
• Start a 2 day free promotion and spam the hell out of everyone again.
• Pray that I get some reviews and likes
• Sit back and watch as the sales roll in (Hopefully. At least one.) 

Oral Sex & Hygiene

Somehow I feel compelled to write about this topic today. Not sure if it will turn into a rant or what, but a quick Google search revealed that I am not alone with my, shall we say, "concerns".

Firstly, let me explain my position on oral sex. I am not very fussed about it myself, it feels nice but it doesn't make me cum. But, I am extremely conscious that I make sure things are clean and in order before anyone goes near there with their mouth. As in - I don't mind sex during that time of the month, but I don't want anyone licking stuff I wouldn't want to taste back if I get a kiss afterwards. If I have any doubts, I'll have a quick clean beforehand or refuse and suggest something else instead.

Even though I don't quite see the attraction in receiving oral for anything other than a warm up to the main event, I understand that most men love getting it. I've never had any complaints about technique or anything, perhaps I had watched enough porn before attempting it for the first time to know roughly what to do. I don't mind giving head, but I have serious issues when it comes to personal hygiene.

I've tried the whole wipe-it-down-with-a-wet-cloth-beforehand routine. It doesn't work. Neither does rinsing it under warm water for a bit. I don't know if it's a circumcised vs. uncircumcised issue but somehow no matter how hard I try to put it out of my mind, when I try giving head, it tastes of urine.

It's not that he doesn't shower, and he has even started to wipe off any stray drops after taking a wee but somehow it doesn't seem to help. Always after a blow job I just have this aftertaste in the back of my throat that seems to find its way into my nose and doesn't go away for at least half an hour. And I particularly dislike if he pulls back his foreskin wanting me to lick his head directly. Even though it looks clean, it smells pretty bad. I don't think I'm very fussy, I don't mind tasting a bit of sweat or swallowing. I just mind that public toilet smell.

I guess it's more difficult keeping it clean, but it just irks me that for noticing it, I'm apparently picky. Because this never used to be an issue. I have two theories about that. Firstly, apparently when you're super aroused you are less likely to find things off putting. In the beginning of our relationship we were absolutely crazy which may have caused me not to really notice these things.
But my second theory is probably more viable (and less insulting): We were in Asia, where he didn't use toilet paper but instead washed after going to the toilet. Perhaps it was just cleaner that way?

Well anyway. I guess I'm just a bit annoyed. I know what I smell like and base my decision on whether or not to agree to oral on that knowledge and I wish others were as self aware. Judging from what I found googling the topic of urine smell during oral I have come across entire discussions of women noting the same thing. And surprisingly a lot of men who think wiping their dicks instead of a halfhearted shake or two is gay. All I can say to that is if you're happy leaving drops of piss all over your underwear all day, don't expect more than a handjob. But if he's making an effort keeping things clean, why the hell does the smell not go away?

I just LOVE Post-it notes

Although I've been posting these on my Facebook page as well, I thought I'd keep them all in one place together.

 

At Last They Meet

OK, I admit, I skipped some parts of the story, but writing this passage got me so excited I simply had to share it. Read The Job Interview and First Day at Work first for a little introduction into the characters.

I’m half asleep, nearly swallowed up by the massive sofa and no longer really registering the blue flicker of the TV, when I hear the doorbell. I glance at the clock, 1 am, who’s at the door at fucking 1am?

I get up to check, smoothing down my pjs as best I can but I know I look like I’ve just woken up. Well tough, whoever it is will just have to deal with it if they’re going to come to my place this late.

I open the door slightly with the chain on, and catch a glimpse of John. I immediately close the door again to open the chain and open wide to let him in. He looks upset, the smell of booze hangs around him.

“What the fuck, Cath!” He’s slurring his words. “Why? Why do you toy with me?”

“Umm, not sure what you’re talking about, John” I step back, giving him space to enter.
He staggers into the kitchenette and leans on the counter, his head hanging down. What's made him so upset?

“What do you mean, toy with you?” I ask.

“You know, acting all nice. If I didn’t know any better I’d think you were dropping hints. You think you’re the first to do this? You think I’d fall for it? And then you leave me this..” He shows me the crumpled up piece of paper in his hand. The note I’d left in his bag earlier that day.

“Fall for what?” I ask, while putting my hand on his arm. He flinches as soon as I touch him.

“This, what the fuck is this?” He gestures down at my hand, then looks at me. His expression is wild, angry, yet the anger does not extend to his eyes.  “It might not be a big deal to you, just a gesture, but don’t you understand... this drives me crazy!”

“Oh but it is a big deal to me.” I whisper.

“And I know, that sooner or later, when I can’t take it anymore, and I want more,” he continues to rant, “it’ll be like I'm fucking 15 all over again. If you are actually as nice as you pretend to be, you’ll let me down easy - say you just wanna be friends...”

He is looking down at the floor again, I can see tears in his eyes. I can’t believe it, he actually likes me that way. All this time it had felt like I was talking to a wall, like nothing I did could make him notice me as anything other than a colleague. But he had noticed, and misunderstood me completely.

“John,” I say, while taking his face in my hands. “You don’t understand.” I can feel tears welling up in my eyes too as I look at his troubled expression, but his gaze evades mine. I stand up on my toes, our faces only inches apart now. “I’ve had a crush on you since I first saw you...”

His eyes widen in disbelief, and our lips meet in a near perfect first kiss. Hesitant and gentle, his lips so soft against mine it makes me ache for more. One tear is started to run down my face as I kiss him, I drink in his scent, although masked by how much he’s had to drink, I can still taste him. My hands have moved on, fingers running through his hair and pulling him down into me. He is starting to react, returning my kisses, until we're both equally breathless. I coax his lips open more, allowing my tongue to find his, dancing around it. While our tongues meet, it’s as if the floodgates open inside of me, releasing all the desire I had locked up inside. Blood rushes outwards from my core into even the farthest parts of my body until even my fingertips are buzzing. His large, strong hands find their way onto my back. He holds me so tightly against him. I can feel his warm body crushing against me and it drives me wild with pleasure. I’d been dreaming of this moment so many times and it does not disappoint. I take a step back, and he abruptly releases me.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to...” he stammers.

I shake my head and smile, and pull him towards the sofa by his hand.

“I’m not sorry,” I say, pushing him down, “I’ve been wanting to do this for so long...”

The disappointment that had appeared in his eyes is replaced by surprise again. I kneel next to him on the sofa, leaning in for another kiss. The excitement inside me is growing with every shallow breath I take and I can tell I’m having a similar effect on him. I keep losing myself in the moment, the only thing reminding me this isn’t just a dream is when I manage to open my eyes every so often and see is face right in front of mine. He’s here with me, finally, I can hardly believe it. His eyes seem to be losing focus, as though the long day as well as the drink is catching up with him.

“You look knackered,” I say, while tracing the tired lines under his eyes. “Here.”

I hand him the nearly full glass of water that has been sitting on the coffee table for the better part of the evening.

While watching him drink, and in spite of the fire he stirred in me I can feel how exhausted I am myself. He’s here now. We have nothing but time, and I’d rather have him sober before we do anything else.

To find out what happens next, take a look at Morning After.